I put the ‘fish’ in ‘Artificial Intelligence’

We cannot claim to have achieved AGI until the LLM breaks down bawling merely thinking about the first 8 1/2 minutes of Pixar‘s ‘Up’

‘Football’ is a silly name for it considering their feet never touch the ball; they should call it ‘Shoeball’

“Astrology is not real” bro you believe in the STOCK MARKET, imaginary numbers that move up and down based on men’s FEELINGS

The most dangerous people in the world are the “smart ones” who have taken enough drugs to realize that the universe is just a math puzzle, but not enough to understand that really it’s a love puzzle

I think it may be about time to start talking less about “late-stage capitalism” and more about “end-stage capitalism”

Instead of saying “goodbye” or “catch you later,” we should start saying: “May you outlive him.”

It felt as though ages 15-17 lasted 20 years, whereas ages 35-37 lasted 20 minutes

What do people with photographic memories do with all the 2FA codes?

How do I turn off all news notifications from my phone except The One We’re All Waiting For

You resist the slow march of late-stage technofascism when the baby resists the slow march of late-stage technofascism

Rent getting so high polyamory starting to make sense

Rule number 1 for being a metalhead is you need to cultivate an exhaustive historiography of the entire genre, along with a nuanced semiotic critique on exactly why metal is dumb as hell

I drink protein beers I cry protein tears I got sunscreen yes queen soybean fears In my protein years I switch protein gears For my bootstrapped bare chest Protein peers

It’s 2026 and you should know this already, but here’s a reminder that it is a desk concert that is tiny, not a concert at a tiny desk

It’s fun to think how there’s probably several people out there who all have the same song stuck in their heads as you, all bouncing to the same rhythm and beat at the same time and don’t even know it, Psychic Disco

Even if I was an industry plant, I’d probably accidentally forget to water it

I must be old because I logged into YouTube dot com and they didn’t even bother suggesting I tune into Coachella

Tired of main character energy, what we need is more NPC energy.

Confident. Collected. Singularly focused on accomplishing the objective. In no one’s way. Doesn’t overshare; presents only enough info to move things forward. Often a cool hat.

I want my son to have every advantage in life, that’s why I named him Aaaaaron