What do people with photographic memories do with all the 2FA codes?

How do I turn off all news notifications from my phone except The One We’re All Waiting For

You resist the slow march of late-stage technofascism when the baby resists the slow march of late-stage technofascism

Rent getting so high polyamory starting to make sense

Rule number 1 for being a metalhead is you need to cultivate an exhaustive historiography of the entire genre, along with a nuanced semiotic critique on exactly why metal is dumb as hell

I drink protein beers I cry protein tears I got sunscreen yes queen soybean fears In my protein years I switch protein gears For my bootstrapped bare chest Protein peers

It’s 2026 and you should know this already, but here’s a reminder that it is a desk concert that is tiny, not a concert at a tiny desk

It’s fun to think how there’s probably several people out there who all have the same song stuck in their heads as you, all bouncing to the same rhythm and beat at the same time and don’t even know it, Psychic Disco

Even if I was an industry plant, I’d probably accidentally forget to water it

I must be old because I logged into YouTube dot com and they didn’t even bother suggesting I tune into Coachella

Tired of main character energy, what we need is more NPC energy.

Confident. Collected. Singularly focused on accomplishing the objective. In no one’s way. Doesn’t overshare; presents only enough info to move things forward. Often a cool hat.

I want my son to have every advantage in life, that’s why I named him Aaaaaron

Hate all you want, but the branding agency that came up with the name ‘Red Delicious’ for that apple really did their best with what they had to work with

My favorite thing about Australians is that anytime you do anything you’re a legend.

Responded to an email? Legend. Brought over an extra Lacroix? Legend. Sent a meeting invite? Legend.

Powerfull Ian McKellan voice: Timothée SHALL YOU MAY NOT!!!!!

Ah, the sweet gentle sounds of the majestic Pickleballer returning to court, filling the crisp morning air as the frost retreats; truly Spring is near

One benefit of being on the brink of nuclear war is that the Polymarket betting odds of a nuclear bomb drop might creep closer to 50-50, which means no insider traitor stands to make a megafuckton of money, which might dissuade the dropping of the bomb!

It’s called a ‘beret’ because you are guaranteed to get ‘berated’ by your friends for even thinking you might be able to pull one off

Ever since I was a small child I knew I wanted to spend my time online calling out nitwits and professional agitators for using unlabeled AI to make disingenuous arguments in order to manipulate the public discourse

What we need is more RAWK in the Super Bowl! Here’s a list of a half-dozen culturally irrelevant rawk bands I thought were cool when I was 14 and still do because deep down I am a child and the world is very scary to me