Using your husbandās corpse to gain internet clout and build your personal brand is a new depth of depravity I didnāt think it was possible in the mainstream discourse. I am stunned.
If youāre not in the secondary group chat specifically created to make fun of the most insufferable person in the first group chat, I got some bad news for ya
Appleās last few years have made it increasingly difficult to remember why people make/made this company their entire personality
Blind might be the most unapologetically racist social media platform Iāve ever seen, outside of the nChans, etc.
Itās actually an unbelievable experience gazing upon the unfiltered id of the tech industry.
Think I have a really good shot of winning the Powerball, since one of my talents is coming up with random bullshit
Pretty sure thereās a joke someone could make where the punchline is āLinkedIn Park,ā but Iām too tired to think of it, so tired, tired of it all
Well, looks like itās finally Fall so I guess Iāll turn off āSmoothā by Santana feat. Rob Thomas from playing on infinite loop FINE
A healthy but gently shifting balance of curiosity, skepticism, perspicacity and whimsy, thatās the cocktail of the people I like most
J.R.R. Tolkien died September 2, 1973 which means there is a non-zero chance dude jammed out to the first four Black Sabbath albums
Canāt believe so much of modern cuisine is dependent entirely on the deposits from a chickenās cluckhole
I once had a friend who literally only owned metal T-shirts. He did not own a single shirt that was not a metal T-shirt.
Most days he would typically wear Slayer, but for fancy occasions heād break out his finest Def Leppard.
Notes either go up or they go down, they either stop or they keep going. Tired of music, too predictable
One of these days Iām gonna have to decide if Iām gonna be a āHawaiian Shirt Every Dayā old man, a āColorful-Rimmed Glassesā old man, or an āIguana On The Shoulderā old man
Asking someone what they do for a living: so what kind of stuff do you type in your Google docs during the day?