PSA: only a few days left to ādrive enterprise adoption,ā āstreamline agentic workflows,ā āimplement scalable solutions,ā and ātransform unstructured data into actionable business insights,ā so letās end the year strong, people! šŖ
The only thing Apple Intelligence has been good for is letting me know at a glance if the dozen texts from my wife are because sheās mad at me or just needs some things from the grocery store
The best part of being an actor must be when you have to put on weight for a role; crushing Little Debbie like itās your job (it is)
When somebody says āyouāre one in a million,ā what theyāre really saying is āthere are at least 8,200 people exactly like you, you unoriginal doorknobā
Meeting my team for coffee this morning, which means Iām meeting my team for my sixth coffee this morning
Black Friday emails from brands are like letters from exes who just realized youāre the one that got away
Me as an evil villain: I will just chill out in my evil lair for weeks, nay months, for the good guys to try and stop me muahaha fires up twitter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles presents highly sanitized the version of what actually it goes down in the sewer
I love Thanksgiving mostly as a demonstration of mammalian phylogenetic dominance over the dinosaurs by ritually gobbling upon their most absurd descendant
Yet another reminder that the world is run by disgusting men strategically concealing each otherās secrets.
Maybe people making $1M/year can cut down on their White Alba Truffle Kaluga Caviar 24-Karat Gold Leaf JamĆ³n IbĆ©rico de Bellota Aged Balsamic Fleur de Sel Avocado Toast
That billionaires, and even potential trillionaires, still feel the need to post is proof that no amount of money can equal the feeling of social validation that comes from dropping a single banger
Men would rather subscribe to a humanoid robot thatās really just some guy named Miroslav in an Oculus headset in Serbia who does their chores than go to therapy