Mark Zuckerberg buying a $23 million home in Washington to curry favor with Trump, is the financial equivalent to me buying a Lego Batmobile to curry favor with my four-year-old
Beatles hot take: ‘Let it Be… Naked’ is so vastly superior to ‘Let it Be’ that the original is irrelevant, except as a historical archive
Hot Wheels really has the market cornered on the $1-2 toy you can get for your kid to avoid a public meltdown in Target
The first real crack in reality occurred sometime around 2003 when we collectively accepted that the word ‘literally’ meant both ‘literally’ and ‘not literally’
One cool thing about Google Docs document history is it doesn’t log which of your coworkers switched your Paged doc to Pageless (it was me)
Not to give MrBeast any ideas, but he could probably launch a nationwide Easter Egg hunt and watch half of America murder each other for the chance to find a cheap dozen
One cool thing about having Italian ancestry is it grants you unimpeachable license to pronounce mozzarella as “MOOT-ZA-RELLLLLLLE 🤌🤌🤌”
Drastic times call for drastic measures.
It’s time to launch Operation GOATSE: Government Overreach and Authoritarian Threat Safegarding Effort
“This is not who we are as a nation…” whimpers Dem leadership as Lara Trump installed as Chief Justice of the Supreme Leader of the United States of X
Don’t worry guys, we’ve only got 207 more weeks of the second Trump presidency to go—we’re 0.48% of the way there!
Kinda funny how MAGA lunatic Billy Ray Cyrus’ late-career revival was catalyzed entirely by riding the coattails of a fabulous queer black dude
Living in New York is like: “is that Natasha Lyonne or just someone who looks like Natasha Lyonne?” over and over every day
Extremely excited to import all the Switch games I bought but never played to my Switch 2 where I also will not play them