Wild that Father John Misty, a man who literally had a public breakdown on stage about the fascist creep and ascendancy of Trump, has no problem posting on Twitter

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee / read everything ever posted on the internet

Already huge accounts with massive followings bragging about how fast they are accruing Bluesky follows is not as an attractive look as they seem to think it is

I feels as if ever since Trump was reelected it’s been getting darker earlier and earlier…

Apple won’t bring markdown into Notes until they can figure a way to brand it Apple Typing or something annoying like that

I’m actually incapable of imagining a story I’d want to read less than one about Mark Zuckerberg recording a song with T-Pain

3-day weekends make it glaringly obvious that 2-days is simply not enough time to decompress from being a monster for 5-days, remember how to be a human, and actually get to enjoy BEING a human before being forced to start thinking about becoming a monster again

Sliced Bread really must have blown people’s fucking minds

I’m sorry but I simply cannot handle the New Yorker’s diaeresis at a time like this

Trusting no one from here on out, turns out escalators CAN break

America is a monster

There was a sense of bemused detachment in 2016 as the win seemed like a fluke, that a lot of people YOLO-voted without any real idea or expectation for what it meant.

That absolutely cannot be said about today.

We all know who he is. We all know what he’s going to do. And so much of this country either doesn’t care, and/or expects Jesus to return, and/or plans to profit immensely on the carnage.

The American ‘experiment’ has mutated into something grotesque.

America is a monster.

And what now—we have to slowly rebuild enthusiasm for the next go around?

I’m sick to my stomach. But also deeply afraid for my friends in communities who will inevitably feel the brunt of the carnage to come.

I cried a bit walking past school children this morning, too young to know what just happened. The light of hope and dreams still in their eyes, on this 79° day in November.

I’m so sorry.

Feeling gratitude that Cybertruck owners have but one vote 🙏

“Are you better off than you were 4 years ago?”

BEHOLD: the mystical amulet that wards away donation texts… find one at your nearest polling place…

The ‘270 to to Win’ map is like March Madness for people who were almost certainly the recipient of at least one atomic wedgie in elementary school

I am extremely, distressingly, disturbingly, self-destructively online, and I have never heard of this squirrel.

But sure MAGA, this should absolutely be your closing argument to the American people. Gonna work wonders.

“Our polling is a little different. We take polling, but we also combine it with AI, which…”

I’m gonna stop you right there, Kari Lake. You gonna lose.

It’s also a vote:

  • for much less dramala
  • to heal the traumala
  • the Oxford commala
  • potent marijuanala
  • vacations in the Bahamalas
  • ‘In Utero’ by Nirvanala
  • Task management with Asanala

It will be interesting to see if a President Harris enters her first term as an Obama-like ‘uniter of a divided nation,’ or a law & order President committed to bringing to justice those responsible for exploiting and breaking laws that led us to this point in the first place

So many ‘Secret Family Recipes Passed Down from Generation to Generation’ are just whatever happened to be on the back of the Betty Crocker box on May 10th, 1953