Living in New York is like: “is that Natasha Lyonne or just someone who looks like Natasha Lyonne?” over and over every day
Extremely excited to import all the Switch games I bought but never played to my Switch 2 where I also will not play them
We’ve got to stop calling Elon Musk ‘the richest man in the world’. He is not.
He is the man who hoards the most wealth.
You are only rich if you are loved.
When you say that I’m “half right”, what you’re really saying is that I’m ‘0.5 right’, which according to my calculation rounds up to right
Computers are like a bicycle for the mind. They enable you to go faster than you thought possible, while enabling rigorous and healthy aerobic exercise.
LLMs are like riding an electric bike—you barely have to pedal!
One cool thing about Dry January is you can wear a beer helmet to your meetings at work, and your boss can’t say anything because they’re NA!
I just opened my closet, caught a glimpse of a tank top, and reflexively scoffed at it—that’s how cold it is in New York right now
That blessed moment between when you finish your first draft AND IT’S PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY WAY…
🧘🏻♀️💫🧿
…and the avalanche of edit suggestions start rolling in proving very much otherwise
Apparently kids aren’t having sex anymore, so maybe the new ‘losing your virginity’ is seeing goatse for the first time?
I do not like that Elon Musk
I do not like him dawn or dusk
I do not like his racist memes
I don’t like how he treats his teams
I don’t like how he pumps his stock
It’s lazy PT Barnum schlock
As MAGA plans his epic fall
That Elon Musk can suck my balls
The worst thing about working in marketing is my career requires me to turn off Adblock and experience raw internet during working hours