I’ve never wished a working product trashed, but I do expect to toss some dead micro-usb devices into the electronic recyclables bin with great pleasure.

Combing through friends’ 15-year old Facebook photos and commenting: ‘AI slop’

I know you’re supposed to buy clothes in the off-season to save some money, but I’m sorry I simply cannot get into the proper Parka-buying mindset when it’s 86° and humid

I feel very fortunate to be just smart enough to be able to recognize what an incredible dummy I am

Music is fun because everyone has opinions but only mine are correct

Twitter is for maga and libertarian hackers that’s basically it

Oasis this, Oasis that, maybe you should be looking for a way Sysyphean challenges can be overcome

Gonna be some wild conversations across America today right around that fourth Yuengling

Well, we made it 250 years. Can’t say we didn’t give it the ‘ole Electoral College try.

Jake Paul is like the anti-DiCaprio: he only fights men 25+ years older than him

I have very few true ironclad rules, but opening a reddit tab on a work computer is a line I will not cross.

Kinda insane that the ‘Dodge Charger’ isn’t an EV

He’s called Bill Ackman because the natural response to his posts is “ack, man…”

I am truly baffled by people who give away ~5% of their monitor space by not automatically hiding the dock

Getting on the first page of results for ‘SEO’ is like the winning the Olympic gold medal for winning Olympic gold medals

We used to hunt gazelle and gather berries, now we just hunt Nintendo Switch 2s and gather berries (I still like berries)

Dating app that algorithmically matches you to another person who sends all the same memes to their friends as you send to yours

A great name for a podcast about seo would be ‘podcast about seo’

At this point, we’re closer to Metallica in their 80s than 80s Metallica

It was cloudy and miserable last weekend and sunny and gorgeous today, if you’re the type of person that ties climatic phenomena to the political alignment of supernatural deities jussayin’