We’ll know AGI has been achieved when there’s a model capable of convincing Ilya Sutskever to just shave it off, bro

I don’t know who needs to hear this but shut the fuck up

I don’t know he needs to hear this, but if she hasn’t sent you a meme back in months, it’s time to let it go

It’s very simple: the world is run by disgusting men strategically hiding each other’s secrets

I am once again requesting a United Nations for keyboard shortcuts, we have got to align on Cmd-K for adding a link to text

A lot of people in tech have taken enough of the drug that leads to the explosive realization that the universe is just math, but not enough of the drug that leads to the explosiver realization that the universe is just love

Guitarists always carrying a guitar pick in their pocket as if they expect to stumble upon a wall of Marshall stacks and a Les Paul on their way to the liquor store

Guy who invented the paradiddle: I shall call this a ‘paradiddle’

Elon Musk is what happens in a game of Mario Kart without any blue shells

Music theory is how you learn that some chords are sus

9:30am — today’s the day I blow through my to do list and knock it all out

3:30pm — eh maybe tomorrow

In some sense, we must respect Jordan Peterson’s commitment to always being the most annoying person in the room

Learning about AlphaEvolve and yeah ok, AGI is definitely coming soon

Risky business sending me a meme: if I’ve never seen it, you could become a legend; if I already have, you’ve just signed your own death sentence

I’m like a werewolf but instead of the full moon it’s the work week that turns me into a monster

One thing I do miss from the era of physical media was how you could go to the house of a person you’ve never really met and quickly scan their CD tower to instantly get a complete read on who they really are

Kinda sad that the honeymoon period for the MAGA chuds who bought Cybertrucks is so deeply and pitifully over, in that they’re no longer “sticking it to ‘em!” every time they climb into their corroding industrial refrigerator on wheels, they’re just… forced to drive a shitty car

Me: Asking the Canadian Pirate if he uses ChatGPT

Him: “AI? Aye, eh…”

Got an idea, an APP… for everything

We can make fun of tech founders for inventing the bus every few years, but that pales in comparison to inventing the entire concept of “work”