Hereā€™s how it plays out:

  • Trump loses the election
  • Elon loses his citizenship
  • Trump imprisoned
  • Elon imprisoned
  • Tucker Carlsonā€™s demon manifests on earth and devours all Republicans
  • Turns out that was The Rapture
  • Talking Heads reunite for a dance party that lasts 10,000 years

A fun thing to think about is how of the approximately 3 million rats in New York City, there is one rat that is the biggest one of them all, and it is sitting somewhere right now, at this moment, breathing deeply in and out, quietly chanting your nameā€¦


FaceID is the sole judge of Halloween costumes.

If youā€™re being forced to enter your password, congrats: youā€™ve done a good job.


I hope yā€™all are looking at your spouses the same way some yā€™all looking at these M4 MacBook Pros


Reflecting on the fact that studies consistently show that immigrantsā€”including the undocumentedā€”are less likely to commit crimes than U.S.-born citizens.


ā€œOur profession is now the least trusted of all. Something we are doing is clearly not working.ā€


Who else is excited for President Harris to DRAIN THE SWAMP


I cannot begin to describe to you how satisfying this thing was to flip open and slam closed.


“If you want something you’ve never had, you’ve got to do something you’ve never done” is the most terrifying yet 100% accurate aphorism I’ve ever come across. It both keeps me up all night, and motivates me all day.


As soon as I organize my notes into a hybrid system combining elements from the Johnny Decimal methodology and the PARA approach as devised by Tiago Forte its over for you bıtches


Question: I’m doing a reference check on a potential hire, and I got this feedback:

“OH MY GOD, do NOT hire this person. I worked with them for years, and they are terrible to their core. They will destroy everything you love in life. Everyone I worked with agrees. Do not make this grave mistake.”

48% of my hiring committee wants to hire them. What should I do?


Let us now pray for Trump, Psalm 109:8 šŸ™


Donā€™t trust the polls. Just vote your face off.

One reason I donā€™t trust the polls is that Iā€™ve been recently called to participate in a phone survey, and even in deep blue NYC, I felt a twinge of intimidation when asked ā€œAre you supporting Trump or Harris?ā€

Even if an innocent question, it felt like a threat. Even if a neutral arbiter, I felt a small degree of fight or flight. I can absolutely imagine folks, esp. in swing states, feeling this too & biasing their answers accordingly.

All that matters is what happens in the voting booth.


Voting is like like a test that you ace when your marks are straight Dā€™s


LFV šŸš€


I spent like 10 minutes today trying to find the perfect photo of the Insane Clown Posse standing in front of a big circus tent, just so I could make a joke about the Democrats being ā€œthe big tent partyā€ā€¦

ā€¦but I couldnā€™t find a photo good enough. My standards are high. I respect you all too much.


One cool thing about having a kid is now you have kidsā€™ snacks all over the house. Why yes, I do think Iā€™ll snack on some Goldfish! Peanut butter filled pretzels, donā€™t mind if I do!


The only legitimately funny and good thing Iā€™ve ever seen ā€˜generatedā€™ by ā€˜AIā€™ is that podcast by NotebookLM where they spend 10-minutes dissecting a PDF thatā€™s just the words ā€˜poopā€™ and ā€˜fartā€™ thousands of times


Part of me wants to delete all social media and move to the forest and forage for my essential needs.

Another part of me knows I’d immediately begin foraging for rare earths metals, polymers, and glass in order to engineer a primitive iPhone that would allow me to begin posting again


I’ve met two people now over the past few weeks that told me they not only use their standing desk while working from home, but STAND 100% OF THE DAY.

I honestly barely use my standing desk, but am now FASCINATED by people who are exclusively standingā€”and are ENTHUSIASTIC about it.

Are any of you 100% all-day standers?