Jake Paul is like the anti-DiCaprio: he only fights men 25+ years older than him

I have very few true ironclad rules, but opening a reddit tab on a work computer is a line I will not cross.

Kinda insane that the ā€˜Dodge Chargerā€™ isnā€™t an EV

Heā€™s called Bill Ackman because the natural response to his posts is ā€œack, manā€¦ā€

I am truly baffled by people who give away ~5% of their monitor space by not automatically hiding the dock

Getting on the first page of results for ā€˜SEOā€™ is like the winning the Olympic gold medal for winning Olympic gold medals

We used to hunt gazelle and gather berries, now we just hunt Nintendo Switch 2s and gather berries (I still like berries)

Dating app that algorithmically matches you to another person who sends all the same memes to their friends as you send to yours

A great name for a podcast about seo would be ‘podcast about seo’

At this point, weā€™re closer to Metallica in their 80s than 80s Metallica

It was cloudy and miserable last weekend and sunny and gorgeous today, if youā€™re the type of person that ties climatic phenomena to the political alignment of supernatural deities jussayinā€™

Me deciding who to send an Instagram Reel to: hmmm which of my friends is sick in the head enough for this one

Kinda miss the golden days of the pandemic, I was like a 9 with that mask on

From what Iā€™ve been gathering, todayā€™s update of the Chase Sapphire Reserve benefits package has basically been the 9/11 for credit card points guys

I put the ā€˜Postā€™ in ā€˜Imposter Syndromeā€™

Whoever named it ā€˜the funny boneā€™ was not a student of comedy

Weā€™ll know AGI has been achieved when thereā€™s a model capable of convincing Ilya Sutskever to just shave it off, bro

I donā€™t know who needs to hear this but shut the fuck up

I donā€™t know he needs to hear this, but if she hasnā€™t sent you a meme back in months, itā€™s time to let it go

Itā€™s very simple: the world is run by disgusting men strategically hiding each otherā€™s secrets