Not to give MrBeast any ideas, but he could probably launch a nationwide Easter Egg hunt and watch half of America murder each other for the chance to find a cheap dozen
One cool thing about having Italian ancestry is it grants you unimpeachable license to pronounce mozzarella as “MOOT-ZA-RELLLLLLLE 🤌🤌🤌”
Drastic times call for drastic measures.
It’s time to launch Operation GOATSE: Government Overreach and Authoritarian Threat Safegarding Effort
“This is not who we are as a nation…” whimpers Dem leadership as Lara Trump installed as Chief Justice of the Supreme Leader of the United States of X
Don’t worry guys, we’ve only got 207 more weeks of the second Trump presidency to go—we’re 0.48% of the way there!
Kinda funny how MAGA lunatic Billy Ray Cyrus’ late-career revival was catalyzed entirely by riding the coattails of a fabulous queer black dude
Living in New York is like: “is that Natasha Lyonne or just someone who looks like Natasha Lyonne?” over and over every day
Extremely excited to import all the Switch games I bought but never played to my Switch 2 where I also will not play them
We’ve got to stop calling Elon Musk ‘the richest man in the world’. He is not.
He is the man who hoards the most wealth.
You are only rich if you are loved.
When you say that I’m “half right”, what you’re really saying is that I’m ‘0.5 right’, which according to my calculation rounds up to right
Computers are like a bicycle for the mind. They enable you to go faster than you thought possible, while enabling rigorous and healthy aerobic exercise.
LLMs are like riding an electric bike—you barely have to pedal!
One cool thing about Dry January is you can wear a beer helmet to your meetings at work, and your boss can’t say anything because they’re NA!
I just opened my closet, caught a glimpse of a tank top, and reflexively scoffed at it—that’s how cold it is in New York right now
That blessed moment between when you finish your first draft AND IT’S PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY WAY…
🧘🏻♀️💫🧿
…and the avalanche of edit suggestions start rolling in proving very much otherwise