I hope my midlife crisis includes more than just like, buying clothes from Marine Layer

Thinking about the time the German billionaire founder of the supermarket chain Aldi was kidnapped, paid the ransom, then tried to write the ransom as a tax deduction.

Scrolling through the list of people who liked my post thinking: they’re all so proud of me 🤗

Feel bad for people who drive Maseratis. Like yeah you’re rich, but you’re clearly not as rich as you want to be… are you not hitting your goals? You ok there, champ?