It will be interesting to see if a President Harris enters her first term as an Obama-like ‘uniter of a divided nation,’ or a law & order President committed to bringing to justice those responsible for exploiting and breaking laws that led us to this point in the first place
So many āSecret Family Recipes Passed Down from Generation to Generationā are just whatever happened to be on the back of the Betty Crocker box on May 10th, 1953
Hereās how it plays out:
- Trump loses the election
- Elon loses his citizenship
- Trump imprisoned
- Elon imprisoned
- Tucker Carlsonās demon manifests on earth and devours all Republicans
- Turns out that was The Rapture
- Talking Heads reunite for a dance party that lasts 10,000 years
A fun thing to think about is how of the approximately 3 million rats in New York City, there is one rat that is the biggest one of them all, and it is sitting somewhere right now, at this moment, breathing deeply in and out, quietly chanting your nameā¦
FaceID is the sole judge of Halloween costumes.
If youāre being forced to enter your password, congrats: youāve done a good job.
I hope yāall are looking at your spouses the same way some yāall looking at these M4 MacBook Pros
Reflecting on the fact that studies consistently show that immigrantsāincluding the undocumentedāare less likely to commit crimes than U.S.-born citizens.
āOur profession is now the least trusted of all. Something we are doing is clearly not working.ā
“If you want something you’ve never had, you’ve got to do something you’ve never done” is the most terrifying yet 100% accurate aphorism I’ve ever come across. It both keeps me up all night, and motivates me all day.
As soon as I organize my notes into a hybrid system combining elements from the Johnny Decimal methodology and the PARA approach as devised by Tiago Forte its over for you bıtches
Question: I’m doing a reference check on a potential hire, and I got this feedback:
“OH MY GOD, do NOT hire this person. I worked with them for years, and they are terrible to their core. They will destroy everything you love in life. Everyone I worked with agrees. Do not make this grave mistake.”
48% of my hiring committee wants to hire them. What should I do?
Donāt trust the polls. Just vote your face off.
One reason I donāt trust the polls is that Iāve been recently called to participate in a phone survey, and even in deep blue NYC, I felt a twinge of intimidation when asked āAre you supporting Trump or Harris?ā
Even if an innocent question, it felt like a threat. Even if a neutral arbiter, I felt a small degree of fight or flight. I can absolutely imagine folks, esp. in swing states, feeling this too & biasing their answers accordingly.
All that matters is what happens in the voting booth.
I spent like 10 minutes today trying to find the perfect photo of the Insane Clown Posse standing in front of a big circus tent, just so I could make a joke about the Democrats being āthe big tent partyāā¦
ā¦but I couldnāt find a photo good enough. My standards are high. I respect you all too much.
One cool thing about having a kid is now you have kidsā snacks all over the house. Why yes, I do think Iāll snack on some Goldfish! Peanut butter filled pretzels, donāt mind if I do!
The only legitimately funny and good thing Iāve ever seen āgeneratedā by āAIā is that podcast by NotebookLM where they spend 10-minutes dissecting a PDF thatās just the words āpoopā and āfartā thousands of times