Me deciding who to send an Instagram Reel to: hmmm which of my friends is sick in the head enough for this one

Kinda miss the golden days of the pandemic, I was like a 9 with that mask on

From what I’ve been gathering, today’s update of the Chase Sapphire Reserve benefits package has basically been the 9/11 for credit card points guys

I put the ‘Post’ in ‘Imposter Syndrome’

Whoever named it ‘the funny bone’ was not a student of comedy

We’ll know AGI has been achieved when there’s a model capable of convincing Ilya Sutskever to just shave it off, bro

I don’t know who needs to hear this but shut the fuck up

I don’t know he needs to hear this, but if she hasn’t sent you a meme back in months, it’s time to let it go

It’s very simple: the world is run by disgusting men strategically hiding each other’s secrets

I am once again requesting a United Nations for keyboard shortcuts, we have got to align on Cmd-K for adding a link to text

A lot of people in tech have taken enough of the drug that leads to the explosive realization that the universe is just math, but not enough of the drug that leads to the explosiver realization that the universe is just love

Guitarists always carrying a guitar pick in their pocket as if they expect to stumble upon a wall of Marshall stacks and a Les Paul on their way to the liquor store

Guy who invented the paradiddle: I shall call this a ‘paradiddle’

Elon Musk is what happens in a game of Mario Kart without any blue shells

Music theory is how you learn that some chords are sus

9:30am — today’s the day I blow through my to do list and knock it all out

3:30pm — eh maybe tomorrow

In some sense, we must respect Jordan Peterson’s commitment to always being the most annoying person in the room

Learning about AlphaEvolve and yeah ok, AGI is definitely coming soon

Risky business sending me a meme: if I’ve never seen it, you could become a legend; if I already have, you’ve just signed your own death sentence

I’m like a werewolf but instead of the full moon it’s the work week that turns me into a monster