Whenever you find yourself thinking that what you do for a living is meaningless, remember that Apple employs people that work on the Contacts app

Love being described as a ‘Knowledge Worker’. Workin’ that knowledge. Shovel it, stack it, bend it, smack it.

Shaping towering towers of knowledge, then knocking it over because knowledge is power

Better to be the Enemy Within than the Enemy Without, as I like to say

I hope my midlife crisis includes more than just like, buying clothes from Marine Layer

Thinking about the time the German billionaire founder of the supermarket chain Aldi was kidnapped, paid the ransom, then tried to write the ransom as a tax deduction.

Scrolling through the list of people who liked my post thinking: they’re all so proud of me 🤗

Feel bad for people who drive Maseratis. Like yeah you’re rich, but you’re clearly not as rich as you want to be… are you not hitting your goals? You ok there, champ?