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Nov 23, 2024: Wild that Father John Misty, a man who literally had a public breakdown on stage about the fascist creep and ascendancy of Trump, has no problem …
Nov 22, 2024: Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee / read everything ever posted on the internet
Nov 18, 2024: Already huge accounts with massive followings bragging about how fast they are accruing Bluesky follows is not as an attractive look as they seem to …
Nov 15, 2024: I feels as if ever since Trump was reelected it’s been getting darker earlier and earlier…
Nov 15, 2024: Apple won’t bring markdown into Notes until they can figure a way to brand it Apple Typing or something annoying like that
Nov 13, 2024: I’m actually incapable of imagining a story I’d want to read less than one about Mark Zuckerberg recording a song with T-Pain
Nov 11, 2024: 3-day weekends make it glaringly obvious that 2-days is simply not enough time to decompress from being a monster for 5-days, remember how to be a …
Nov 10, 2024: Sliced Bread really must have blown people’s fucking minds
Nov 7, 2024: I’m sorry but I simply cannot handle the New Yorker’s diaeresis at a time like this
Nov 7, 2024: Trusting no one from here on out, turns out escalators CAN break
Nov 6, 2024: America is a monster There was a sense of bemused detachment in 2016 as the win seemed like a fluke, that a lot of people YOLO-voted without any real idea or expectation …
Nov 5, 2024: Feeling gratitude that Cybertruck owners have but one vote 🙏
Nov 5, 2024: “Are you better off than you were 4 years ago?”
Nov 5, 2024: BEHOLD: the mystical amulet that wards away donation texts… find one at your nearest polling place…
Nov 4, 2024: The ‘270 to to Win’ map is like March Madness for people who were almost certainly the recipient of at least one atomic wedgie in elementary school
Nov 4, 2024: I am extremely, distressingly, disturbingly, self-destructively online, and I have never heard of this squirrel. But sure MAGA, this should absolutely …
Nov 4, 2024: “Our polling is a little different. We take polling, but we also combine it with AI, which…” I’m gonna stop you right there, Kari Lake. You gonna …
Nov 3, 2024: It’s also a vote: for much less dramala to heal the traumala the Oxford commala potent marijuanala vacations in the Bahamalas ‘In Utero’ by Nirvanala …
Nov 3, 2024: It will be interesting to see if a President Harris enters her first term as an Obama-like ‘uniter of a divided nation,’ or a law & …
Nov 2, 2024: So many ‘Secret Family Recipes Passed Down from Generation to Generation’ are just whatever happened to be on the back of the Betty Crocker box on May …
Nov 1, 2024: Here’s how it plays out: Trump loses the election Elon loses his citizenship Trump imprisoned Elon imprisoned Tucker Carlson’s demon manifests on …
Nov 1, 2024: A fun thing to think about is how of the approximately 3 million rats in New York City, there is one rat that is the biggest one of them all, and it …
Oct 31, 2024: FaceID is the sole judge of Halloween costumes. If you’re being forced to enter your password, congrats: you’ve done a good job.
Oct 30, 2024: I hope y’all are looking at your spouses the same way some y’all looking at these M4 MacBook Pros
Oct 30, 2024: Reflecting on the fact that studies consistently show that immigrants—including the undocumented—are less likely to commit crimes than U.S.-born …
Oct 28, 2024: “Our profession is now the least trusted of all. Something we are doing is clearly not working.”
Oct 26, 2024: Who else is excited for President Harris to DRAIN THE SWAMP
Oct 26, 2024: I cannot begin to describe to you how satisfying this thing was to flip open and slam closed.
Oct 26, 2024: “If you want something you’ve never had, you’ve got to do something you’ve never done” is the most terrifying yet 100% …
Oct 26, 2024: As soon as I organize my notes into a hybrid system combining elements from the Johnny Decimal methodology and the PARA approach as devised by Tiago …
Oct 25, 2024: Question: I’m doing a reference check on a potential hire, and I got this feedback: “OH MY GOD, do NOT hire this person. I worked with …
Oct 25, 2024: Let us now pray for Trump, Psalm 109:8 🙏
Oct 25, 2024: Don’t trust the polls. Just vote your face off. One reason I don’t trust the polls is that I’ve been recently called to participate in a phone survey, and even in deep blue NYC, I felt a twinge of …
Oct 24, 2024: Voting is like like a test that you ace when your marks are straight D’s
Oct 24, 2024: LFV 🚀
Oct 23, 2024: I spent like 10 minutes today trying to find the perfect photo of the Insane Clown Posse standing in front of a big circus tent, just so I could make …
Oct 23, 2024: One cool thing about having a kid is now you have kids’ snacks all over the house. Why yes, I do think I’ll snack on some Goldfish! Peanut butter …
Oct 22, 2024: The only legitimately funny and good thing I’ve ever seen ‘generated’ by ‘AI’ is that podcast by NotebookLM where they spend 10-minutes dissecting a …
Oct 22, 2024: Part of me wants to delete all social media and move to the forest and forage for my essential needs. Another part of me knows I’d immediately …
Oct 22, 2024: I’ve met two people now over the past few weeks that told me they not only use their standing desk while working from home, but STAND 100% OF …
Oct 22, 2024: Finance bros be like: that guy’s wearing $1,200 Italian brown leather shoes, but I’m wearing $1,300 Italian brown leather shoes
Oct 21, 2024: Ppl at work be like: Happy Monday! Happy Tuesday! Happy Wednesday! Happy Thursday! Happy Friday!
Oct 20, 2024: Conspiracy I believe to be true: Last Week Tonight airs at 11pm on Sunday specifically NOT to be watched at 11pm on Sunday. It’s designed to be …
Oct 20, 2024: It’s really that simple
Oct 20, 2024: The best description of 4chan I ever heard was “geniuses pretending to be idiots, and idiots pretending to be geniuses” and I think that now generally …
Oct 19, 2024: Every two years or so I rediscover Yerba maté and think “yes rainforest mother, grant me earth energy and guide my creative explorations throughout …
Oct 19, 2024: The term ‘bodacious’ is a portmanteau of the words bold and audacious, which means you absolutely can (and should) describe your Q4 OKRs as …
Oct 19, 2024: 🎵 you don’t always have to work out hard
Oct 18, 2024: You ever wake up and it’s Monday morning and you’re like AHHHHHHH and all of a sudden it’s Friday night, and you’re like …
Oct 18, 2024: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy was filmed in the final years before the 9/11 attack, and was released just a few months after it. Meaning, it’s quite …
Oct 18, 2024: Whenever you find yourself thinking that what you do for a living is meaningless, remember that Apple employs people that work on the Contacts app
Oct 18, 2024: Love being described as a ‘Knowledge Worker’. Workin’ that knowledge. Shovel it, stack it, bend it, smack it. Shaping towering towers of knowledge, …
Oct 18, 2024: Better to be the Enemy Within than the Enemy Without, as I like to say
Oct 18, 2024: I hope my midlife crisis includes more than just like, buying clothes from Marine Layer
Oct 18, 2024: Thinking about the time the German billionaire founder of the supermarket chain Aldi was kidnapped, paid the ransom, then tried to write the ransom as …
Oct 17, 2024: Scrolling through the list of people who liked my post thinking: they’re all so proud of me 🤗
Oct 17, 2024: Feel bad for people who drive Maseratis. Like yeah you’re rich, but you’re clearly not as rich as you want to be… are you not hitting your goals? You …